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by Lightningbug June 13, 2016
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Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
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Jordan Pickford

He is proof that the dinosaurs are still around
"There is a Jordan Pickford with his arms like a t rex"
"And he has conceded a goal from 15 yards because his arms are far to small"
by Nobbybobby January 12, 2020
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cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.
by jrndakota November 12, 2006
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picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!
picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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picking on the poor

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.
by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004
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oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking
by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009
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