pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 01, 2019

Down with the Pew

Originally started on the Youtube channel FGTeeV, this saying has blown up ever since Shawn (youngest in the Funnel Vision family) and his dad (FGTeeV Duddy) made a song about it to show Shawn's love for Nerf Guns (you can find it on the FV Family channel) some may use it to describe how exited they are while others may use it to describe their stand on gun laws.

Bro, I'm Down with the Pew

by Christendo December 29, 2021

pixie pew

Pixie pew is a disturbing sexual act of when a woman shots on a pigs head while the pig likes her asshole

Sarah was in the pig pen trying to pixie pew Wilbur

by Olddirtybastardlordsmobile September 28, 2017

da pew pew loife

da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.

Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.

by an0niim0u55 February 14, 2018

pew berry

The aftermath of long term gonorrhea.....

1. She's in grade 8 and she has a pew berry.
2. Ik ever since she got aids smashing Chris.

by The cochrane Kid😎 April 28, 2016

Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 16, 2019