Perdue Chicken

coined by a celebrity to body-shame a female celebrity.

A perdue chicken! (Refering to someone butts or body)

by Peytpul March 14, 2023

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

by Person :)! September 11, 2009

percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.

"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"

by TenChan September 19, 2011

percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.

Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.

by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

pardult

a union between the words partial & adult.

John wondered when he would finally become an adult - for now, he's simply happy to be a pardult.

by JeffaCubed June 26, 2015

pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015