Two Percenter

Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.

Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.

by Kolten August 24, 2007

Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.

Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

by stoneypercher May 29, 2010

2 percent rule

you need to be 2 percent smarter than what ever you are working on in order to be able to operate or control it

He could not meet the 2 percent rule and operate the remote control

by Valj December 14, 2011

Perched

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perch Head

When a female just barely gets the tip of your penis in her mouth. The mouth looks like a perch nibbling on the end of your shaft.

Last nite at the movies the bitch just gave me some perch head.

by Grandlakeguy May 31, 2018

perc31

perc30 deluxe version. You see someone pop a perc31, its lights out for them.

"yo did that dude just pop a perc31? prayers up bro"

by bruhemoji February 18, 2020

Perch

A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio

Bill: Caitlin gave me a gobby last night
Terrence: Did you use the perch?

by Big Timmah March 11, 2014