pinner

A penis that is either thin or just very small (like a blunt pin)

Joe: Haha, did you see martins penis?

Sam: Yea he's got a right pinner...

Tom: yea, i bet he wears a merkin too!

by pinnerussy May 31, 2012

Pinner

A ridiculously small dick i.e. a chip dick.

Nikki: I'm so fed up with Josh's pinner!

Isaac: How about you get with Alex, apparently he's got a schlong!

by turdburgularoftheyear December 2, 2014

Penger

Attractive female, a lady who the average male would die to have sexual intercourse with.

That girl over there is a penger.
Where are all the pengers at.

by Daniel Mairi May 22, 2018

ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 9, 2005

Pener

N.

1. An asshole who likes donkey dong in the butt.
2. The male reproductive organ.

Adj.

1. Used as an insult.

"Wow dude, stop acting like a total pener."

"You are totally the biggest pener I know!"

"Dude, take the gigantic pener out of your butthole."

by Nick and Tim September 5, 2008

pengers and smeagols

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

by Derk July 7, 2004

pennecock

a penis with a hole, or bigger hole than it should have, usually from a trend.

"have you seen that dude's dick? its like a pennecock"

by pennelove May 4, 2018