A great role model and all round top bloke. Caring, loving and always there when you need him, Paul is funny, endearing and charming. Someone you always want around. Just beware of the dodgy facial hair.
by Stewdato8 February 10, 2018

by Cheesemaker February 20, 2019

a veryy hot member of de limestone band....which iz a band tht came 2 my skool...luved it
also wat i use 4 cool hawt and awesome
also wat i use 4 cool hawt and awesome
by sue-sue November 21, 2011

A Paul can seem nice from the outside but often is in fact a very disloyal and fake person. Pauls skew towards drug use and alcoholism, and frequently will act high and mighty over the random passerby. Pauls will also frequently attempt to win back friendships by pleading at the last minute, getting themselves forgiven from whatever their latest misdeed was.
by Ethanpo2 September 29, 2018

Is a farmer that has terrible cattle that are very skinny and cannot rear sheep properly. Otherwise known as a bad farmer.
by John Do78 January 4, 2012

The first human that defies Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It seems that every time you see him he just devolves and becomes as intelligent as an ape. It does explain why he eats so many bananas. Paul may lack in his mental capabilities but makes up for it with his muscular physique. Unfortunately, pounding your chest and screaming ridiculous noises is no longer an effective way to assert dominance in the modern world.
Literally anyone: Paul why are you eating so many bananas
Paul !: (Pounds His chest) (Monkey Noises Intensify)
Paul !: (Pounds His chest) (Monkey Noises Intensify)
by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019
