Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.
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Get the Patrick mug.Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.
"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
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Get the Patrick mug.A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him
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Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
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Get the Patrick mug.A rally awesome person that's good at everything and wil make the most loyal girls leave their boyfriends for him. Basically he's a beast and absolutely savage
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