When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.
"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."
by Abscher1 April 26, 2010
Get the Parallel Park mug.The term 'paolo' refers to an act in which a man steals another mans girlfriend/wife. It is possible for a girl to paolo another girl (steal her man), but the term originates from the previous definition.
Person 1: Teresa has a new boyfriend? What happened to her old one?
Person 2: He totally got paolo'd!
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Person 2: He totally got paolo'd!
Person 1: Damn son, her new boyfriend is ruthless!
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An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
by Lior Blue 22 June 9, 2010
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Get the parallel park mug.A group of four or more paraplegics.
They tend to roam around eateries and fat people, taunting them by going faster than them even without usable legs.
They tend to roam around eateries and fat people, taunting them by going faster than them even without usable legs.
by Xildra October 22, 2009
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Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009
Get the parallel masturbation mug.The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.
John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.
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