Girl: I love you so much. Let's go back to your place and make love~
Guy: Sorry, I'm penelopesexual.
Guy: Sorry, I'm penelopesexual.
by cabbagefucker123456789 April 23, 2014
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"I can't play one more game of Apples to Apples™. Let's stretch our legs a bit and go death-paneling."
by Guido66 March 23, 2010
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When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.
Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
by Christopherusly October 22, 2012
Get the Chernobyl Control Panel mug.A person who continually has to one up everyone else around them...based off the character Penelope from SNL
by goodayyy May 6, 2008
Get the Penelope Syndrome mug.1. A new term that can be used interchangeably with the term "US Congress"
2. President Obama's plan for "an Independant Medicare Advisory Council" that will work outside of "normal political channels" giving decisions about the "huge driver of cost... the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives."
3. The reason the USA's healthcare system is on the verge of becoming the most corrupt enterprise in history, far surpassing even Italy.
2. President Obama's plan for "an Independant Medicare Advisory Council" that will work outside of "normal political channels" giving decisions about the "huge driver of cost... the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives."
3. The reason the USA's healthcare system is on the verge of becoming the most corrupt enterprise in history, far surpassing even Italy.
Mary: "Goodness Jane, how did you get your opperation so quickly? It tooks 8 months for MY tumor to be removed!'
Jane: "Hahaha Mary you're so silly! You know I work for the post office. My menial government job makes me a much more essential person than you according to the death panel. You don't even work! You just stay home taking care of your 6 children."
Mary: "Sheesh, I wish I never voted for OBAMA!!!"
Jane: "Hahaha Mary you're so silly! You know I work for the post office. My menial government job makes me a much more essential person than you according to the death panel. You don't even work! You just stay home taking care of your 6 children."
Mary: "Sheesh, I wish I never voted for OBAMA!!!"
by StripperFucker October 3, 2009
Get the Death Panel mug."Brian was so desperate, that he had a one night stand with that one girl and flipped up her panel."
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
Get the Panel mug.one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.
She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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