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packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
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Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry
These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.
by Onion Packer May 8, 2011
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Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague
Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."
by OwlLamp October 7, 2015
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pickeling

When you mess with someones PC or laptop when they are not looking. Changing their desktop background to pink kittens or changing their default sound for new mail messages to a funny sound byte.
I was pickeling Steve when he left his computer unlocked when he went to get coffee so I changed his new email message notification to a sample from Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

I was pickeling Bob when he left his computer unlocked so I changed his desktop background to a picture of a pink vespa.
by Big Boy Fluffy April 18, 2016
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Packing for Perth

A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia
Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?

Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!
by Selous Scout November 15, 2016
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Packing A Cod

A term for when a gay man and a lesbian woman are getting day drunk and then get a bit too horny, then have sex "just this once".
My goodness! I just caught Kevin and Priscilla Packing a Cod!!!
by rabbitz_ June 9, 2017
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packing my ass

Lying to me.
Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.
by JaggyB June 7, 2018
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