protecticon

The use of a textual emoticon as a magical ASCII amulet you append to any offensive saying. Doing so protects you from the flaming arrows of the evil one.

John, you are such an f'n moron, why the hell don't you get a life and learn how to use protecticons? ;)

by jwkichline October 20, 2008

protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010

Protectnetic

Protectnetic, Half Price Car Care.
Aussie made for OZ!

I used Protectnetic on my car too.

by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019

Protectress

Protectress A female with spiritual or magical beliefs or abilities may be clairvoyant. Who protects someone byways of intuition and spells/ Prayers

It’s cool no worries my protectress got my back!!said the fly guy

by Pallas Athena October 5, 2020

pussy protect

The female equivalent to cock block

"Dude, she is such a pussy protector!"

by Meow31338 December 1, 2013

(Un)protected Six

When the beautiful properties of the number 6 often lead her to unexpected or undesirable results, as she explores meaningful relationships with other numbers, who often lie to her about their alleged power or connection to take advantage of her.

Since hearing about her recurring misery, both pi and phi had stepped forward to advise (un)protected six against befriending numerical or geometrical wolves in sheep’s clothing.

by Fasters May 22, 2022

Trojan Protestor

A person who pretends to represent a cause that they really oppose. generally with the goal of making the opposing group look stupid.

An individual admits they were bribed into pretending to represent a cause as a Trojan Protestor.

by UnspecifiedHuman September 28, 2023