poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby September 8, 2005

Run Poser

n: While a person is on a run, they will increase their speed to a, roughly, 95% sprint when in the sight of others. Once out of sight, they will slow down to the jogging or walking state that they were in before being noticed.

Earl - "Look at Jim go! He can really run."
Billy - "Don't be fooled, Earl. I hear Jim is a real run poser."

by TheManOfTheMan January 1, 2010

poser punk

almost every1 who has written a definition on this website for "poser Punk." they are saying that being punk has no fashion code and you arent defined by the music you listin to. yet they call people posers for shopping at hot topic and listining to SP and GC. i personally dont like those bands but that dusnt mean that someone who does is a poser. every1 says that being punk is about being your self and not caring about what others think of them. how do you know that people who like those stores and bands arent being them selves? your creating a stereo type and a fashion code just by posting those definitions. and you are doing EXACTLY what you say punks dont do. stop being so judgemental. music and clothes dont define a person. only their personality does.

poser punks are judgemental on other peoples clothing, music style, and other stupid things like that. honestly, who cares what a person wears or listins to.

by sarahm.p.14 June 20, 2006

Poser Goth

Someone who wears.

Fake piercings. eg lip, cartilage etc
Likes avril, h.i.m, fall outboy etc
Crap teen goth diary
Normally copies someone but v badly
Only talks bout music etc when that person is around

Me ( to my mates) : Yh so did you see eastenders last night
Mate: Yeah
Poser Goth (near us): I love H.I.M's new video omfg it so rock my socks(crap phrases)
Me: Wtf don't try it bitch

by Anon*Anti Poser's November 13, 2007

Poser

Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs.

Posers conform to the beliefs of others.

by Alive June 23, 2003

poser

Virtually every kid in my school. They're almost all middle class, suburban white kids, who wear there pants to their ankles, and say they're "gangsta". 1, maybe 2 kids have any ties to gang activity. You ain't a gangsta, so pull your pants up!

poser gangsta: Wassup White boy?

Me:You're just as caucasian as me

him: ...

by A regular kid November 29, 2006

poser

A word popularized by the teenagers of this generation. It is used to describe someone who is "biting off" another person, and one who tries to fit in with a group. Honestly, no one even gives a shit about who are "posers" and who aren't. In today's logic, any newcomer is a poser, or anyone who decides to wear something else or listen to something else is a poser. The word is used to bash those who try new things regardless of reason for doing so, and it's one of the most overused words by teenagers. It is mostly used by people who have no self-esteem and resort to talking down to other people or friends to satisfy themselves. Seriously people, fuck off already.

Guy #1: Dude, stop wearing LRG, you're such a fucking poser!
Guy #2: Whateva, I do what I want!

by Anonymous Dude February 25, 2008