Poseidome

Receiving oral sex while in the ocean.

Dude, while I was at the beach the other day, I totally convinced my girl to give me Poseidome.

by Boomdiddybop October 12, 2011

Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018

poseidonhalfblood

the very best friend <3
they are very pog and have drip 😜
the best person i know 😝
very very very very smart and awesome 🤩

person: have you heard of poseidonhalfblood?
me: yes we became friends yesterday 🤪

by theveryawesomeperson July 23, 2021

poseidonas

poseidonas is my cousin. my cousin doesn't get to participate in this. hi cousin now everyone knows poseidonas is my cousin. Also a great guy.

Dude 1: What's your cousin's name?
Dude 2: Poseidonas

by textmeifyouseethiscousin November 21, 2021

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021

Poseidonsimp

A social reject who’s desperate for a greek god. they are one of the most strangest yet scariest creatures on this planet

“I heard that my friend is a Poseidonsimp, what a weirdo”

by kojirohatepage January 22, 2022

Poseidonsimp

A social reject terrifyingly desperate for the greek god known as Poseidon, and, Neptune in Roman. Known to ward off any potential friends by concerning them greatly.

“She is suchhh a Poseidonsimp, no wonder everyones too concerned to be around her”

by kojirohatepage January 22, 2022