Portuguese SAD Admin

When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard

- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!

- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !

by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016

Portuguese Man of War

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010

Portuguese hand pump

masturbating (male only)

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump

by molemagic August 4, 2009

Portuguese Hogtie

A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.

Derek is one only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his cock is 15 feet long.

by CDRTickledick December 3, 2022

Portuguese Gas Pedal

Invented in North Carolina by a non-Portuguese man, it is when you are having sex with a woman doggy style and when she reaches climax you pull out and kick her in the pussy.

"That bitch pissed me off the other night so I lured her into bed and gave her a Portuguese Gas Pedal."

by Tootiemangum March 4, 2005

portuguese rocket ship

This is when a person has explosive diarhea in a toilet.

hey did you see james? he just took a ride on a portuguese rocket ship.

by makavellithedon August 20, 2017

portuguese patty melt

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

by Nigher whole July 17, 2017