When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!
- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
by brunoaleixo March 13, 2016
by Masochist Tea Bagger July 09, 2010
A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 03, 2022
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Invented in North Carolina by a non-Portuguese man, it is when you are having sex with a woman doggy style and when she reaches climax you pull out and kick her in the pussy.
"That bitch pissed me off the other night so I lured her into bed and gave her a Portuguese Gas Pedal."
by Tootiemangum March 04, 2005
by makavellithedon August 20, 2017
When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.
Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done
by Nigher whole July 18, 2017