anahi ponce

A girl that is a slut and eats shit not attractive at all ugly ass teeth and thinks she's the boss at everything when in reality she sucks dick for breakfast lunch and dinner

Boy 1: look at the ugly ass hoe over there

Boy 2: yeah she's short as fuck

Boy 3: I think she's stupid as fuck

STUPUD ASS HOE/SLUT PALYER HAS NO FRIENDS ANAHI PONCE

by Ethantyler738383 April 13, 2017

Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

ponce

a roomate who is a man but acts completely like a woman, therefore becoming a woman

dude your roomate is such a ponce he expected me to open the door for him.

by payaso57 April 18, 2006

Ponce

A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.

Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"

by HEAFFEY December 1, 2009

ponce

A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.

"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."

by coolbananas June 27, 2008

Poonce

Derived from the word "poon" and "pounce"

A Poonce is a man who is incredibly slick and suave when in the presence of a lady. This man has a severely high chance on getting a woman to go to bed with him.

The determining factor in determining whether someone is being a Poonce is whether or not they are classy.CLASSY IS KEY.

James Bond is the king of Poonces

by Bozz hajj December 17, 2008

poncentration

A value representing the mean per-capita pretentiousness and dickheadedness in a given location or community.

I like overpriced coffee as much as the next chap, but I just can't set foot in a Starbucks; the poncentration is high enough to make me physically ill.

by mcsquiggedy November 11, 2010