Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules

It's said that after years of years of getting into Harry Potter thanks to someone else, there comes a time in every HP fan's time that they are ready to see this Chart

Wormtail>Cedric = Wormtail klled Cedric
Voldemort (Gave Wormtail's hand)> Wormtail
Harry>Voldemort.

Using an awesome method by some smart dude, this refers that not only does Harry Potter PWN a premature little Vampire, but 4 times

Therefore, Harry Potter is 4x better than Twilight.
Suck it Vampires

The Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules!

by PunkyHearts August 7, 2011

Potter Head

Some one who is obsessed with Harry Potter and the magical world he lives in. Know excessive amounts of information about Harry Potter books and movies.

Did you hear, Allie's such a Potter head she got her name in the paper when Goblet of Fire came out.

by Liesy November 20, 2005

petterass

Misspelling of the word 'pederast' made popular by The Big Lebowski. Webster's defines it as "one who practices anal intercourse especially with a boy."

Walter: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast (not petterass).

Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by RedSoxFox July 15, 2006

Scott Patterson

Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.

Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":

Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?

Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.

Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."

Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.

by Kristen =] April 10, 2008

Pottermore

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.

Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.

by crowie June 11, 2012

Albus Severus Potter

The son of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. He has one brother, James Potter (named after his late grandfather), and one sister, Lily Potter(named after her late grandmother). He is named after two late headmasters of the wizarding school, Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, and Severus Snape, both of whom held close relationships with his father, Harry Potter. Last we heard, he was entering his 1st year of Hogwarts, and very worried that he might be placed in the Slytherin house instead of the preferred Gryfindor.

Man, i wish J.K. Rowling told us more about Albus Severus Potter before ending the series.

by Harry_PotterFan69 February 22, 2009

Five Pinter

The amount of pints of beer you need to drink to make someone look atractive enough to want to fuck. Someone who you'd not normally consider good enough for sex. The number of pints can vary.

Nope, don't fancy her, tho she's not too bad - I'd say a five pinter!

by Steinman July 25, 2007