pianoed

when a girl plays you like a piano

Guy 1: Dude i really liked that girl to bad she had a boyfriend!
Guy 2: Sorry man you got pianoed

by spacemonkey1272 January 1, 2012

Piano Keys

(noun) I mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.

"Dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys"!

by Archyis September 6, 2007

Piano tuner

(n), A person employed to come into the home, rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat. The piano tuner's goal is to ascertain the breaking point of the piano strings.

"Honey, that chair was never over there to begin with, was the piano tuner here again?"

by JH83 April 18, 2010

piano douche

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.

Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.

by guido#24 July 20, 2009

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009

pianosaurus

The old pianist who has played at the hotel for forty years. Last new song he added to repertoire was in 1948, about the last time he purchased a new tuxedo.

"I thought that pianosaurus was extinct!" "Can't be! The hotel brochure says "Live Music Nightly.""

by Voltboy May 17, 2006

Piano Key Legs

When calves become feet without taking a break for the ankle, resembling a piano key.

I bet she could play some good 'Chopsticks' with those piano key legs.

by Sac Attack November 4, 2009