I has pencil

Epic Kahoot! name and remember if you loose Kahoot! play kashoot you also get head

Jack “ oi jen I has pencil”
Jen (gives jack hed).

Lucky jack

by I has pencil November 17, 2020

The Pencil Test

A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.

I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.

by Sprvxn December 31, 2006

Golf Pencil

A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.

1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!

by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005

pencil

An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.

*throws pencil*. Billy,"Owww!".

by Casserole March 21, 2003

Penciling

Pointing your pencil at a girl during class to declare your love for her.

The tip of your pencil (the part you write with) should be pointed at the girl you have a crush on so she can know you like her without you getting too embarrassed to go up and talk to her.

James: Yo why are you penciling Hannah? Do you have a crush on her?
Derek: Man I thought you already knew.
Hannah: Derek you like me? Meet me after school.

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

Pendiculum

(n) The flap of stomach that hangs below the belt line, often times impeding access to the genitals.

With a pendiculum like that, that guy hasn't seen his own junk in years.

by Meat Dept. October 23, 2009

who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.

Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!

by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016