Sand Potato

A Sand Potato is another term for someone of middle eastern descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the middle eastern descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.

" don't tempt me with a good time, sand potato"

by Nazblue5807 November 5, 2015

a potato

Are seriously now your looking up what the fuck a potato is what the fuck is wrong with this world

What the Hell is wrong with you its a potato

by Magcargo1 February 18, 2015

Mike Patton

The god of modern music

by cannibalcorpse August 6, 2003

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

charlie potatoes

Charlie Potatoes is an old British and American slang term for a man who is on top of the world in terms of either money or popularity. In the film "The Defiant Ones," the escaped convict John "Joker" Jackson (Tony Curtis) fantasizes about a time when he will be rich and popular, calling himself "Charlie Potatoes" when he talks about it.

"I'm gonna buy me a pair of buckskin shoes, with a brand-new suit and a silk shirt. And I'll be Charlie Potatoes, comin' down the street, with a Panama hat and a good-lookin' gal."

by Big Swami September 22, 2007

potato

A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.

For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.

Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...

Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!

by Rev01Yeti July 30, 2015

George Patton

A General in the US Army Born on November 11th, 1885. He was a famous General of WWII who kicked a lot of german ass and made the Germans fear him. He liked to use tanks and drive like a mad dog through the enemy. He was one of our best General's of WWII. He died on December 21st, 1945 after a car crash. One of the Army's best general's and is the father of the US tank force. He is also famous for being the kind of guy who you would think eats nails for breakfest.

SS solider #1- Here come some american tanks. Lets shoot!
SS solider #2- Are you crazy?? those are tanks form George Patton 3rd Army!!
SS solider #1- ohh crap!! retreat!!!!
(the two soliders run away)
Tanker inside the tank they spotted- Hey look! Some Germans! FIRE!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by GeneralSJC January 1, 2007