F.L.I.P

acronym that stands for "Fuck Love I'm Pimpin"; anyone who's not ready for love yet, through with love, or just wants to chill and have fun without getting to serious in relationships

Johnny said he loves me but I can't deal with that right now, Im in F.L.I.P mode
Source: simona88, FL

by Monalisa April 10, 2007

L.A.P.D.

Lost And Pants Down

I was drunk and LAPD'd

by Sped November 19, 2003

L.A.P.

Live Audio Porn.

One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.

Last night, while I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.

The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.

by Disgruntled Roommate December 26, 2008

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

s.l.a.p.

acronym meaning "sounds like a plan", i.e. when making plans with friends and coming to an agreeable conclusion.

Friend 1 "let's meet up at my place and head to the party from there, cool?"
Friends 2 "ok, s.l.a.p.! see you there"

by ElPGnarly March 8, 2009

Notorious L.I.P.

A person who has abnormally gigantic lips
that can streach over ones face.

Damn son, Notorious L.I.P. got some big ass lips!

by closer2mario August 27, 2007

P.A.L.

Personal Ass Licker; this is not taken literally. it means a person is a real loser and no body really likes them. P.A.L.s do things like homework for the popualr kids and do thier older siblings chores for no good reason.

Bill:wow your little brother is always doing your chores for no reason, are you paying him or what?
John:no hes just a real P.A.L.

by Shady Man April 30, 2006