Waterloo, Ontario

A bustling, expanding town in south-western Ontario known for the Blackberry and two Universities, the University of Waterloo and Wilfred Laurier University as well as Conestoga College. There are plenty of things to do, like go clubbing or paint-balling with friends. It is common to see large groups of university students around Waterloo. There are activities and events for everything and everyone in Waterloo! Don't miss out on Oktoberfest!

Hey dude, how was last night?
Fantastic! I was chilling with my friends in Waterloo, Ontario. We stopped for pizza and then we went paint-balling!
Did you win?
Yeah, but I've got bruises the size of goose eggs dude.
Rad
Totes

by ShastaX June 22, 2011

Ontarian

Inhabitant of the province of Ontario in the country of Canada. Home to the biggest city in the nation (Toronto). Typically, Ontarians have a rivalry with Quebecois in many aspects of life. Naturally, the most important is the rivalry between the two hockey teams Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadiens. Ontarian education is quite complicated in the eyes of next-door Quebecois, with students attending something before Kindergarten called Junior Kindergarten. Students only graduate elementary school in this province in the eighth grade at the age of fourteen as apposed to the age of twelve in Quebec and graduate from high school at the age of eighteen. Ontarians like to promote their province on television throughout the rest of the country and boast about their home, which consists mostly of trees, rocks and dirt. When defending their province, they also like to claim they speak French and therefore this makes them special, when, in reality, they could care less about French unless it will be beneficial in making themselves sound sophisticated. Their sense of humor and social skills are generally limited. In order to purchase beer, they must drive to the nearest Ontario Liquor Control Board rather than simply walking to the depanneur.

Ontarian 1: Would you pick up some beer for tonight?

Ontarian 2: Sure, I will drive over to the Ontario Liquor Control Board and see if they are open. I should be back in about forty-five minutes if I can avoid traffic.

by mousselinelaserieuse April 12, 2011

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

Hamilton, Ontario

A mass of genetic mutation smog and marijuana smoke located south of Toronto.

pave paradise put up a parking lot. (red hill expressway)

by Rufus May 13, 2005

Windsor, Ontario

Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no money, but like to believe they are the shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic bitches.

I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell people I am from Toronto, Ontario.

or

Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!

or

I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.

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The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!

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I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!

by ParisP October 22, 2011

Waterloo Ontario

A shit town in south-western Ontario known for the Blackberry and two University's. There is nothing to do there except smoke weed and drink, which consist of 90% of university and high school students days. Non University party are usually hard to find and suck balls or get busted by the Waterloo piggies who have nothing better to do.

We have decent weed and it isn't hard to find.
Thats about it.

Its a friday night in waterloo ontario what we gonna do brah
Smoke weed

by Chronchron August 24, 2010

ottabee

ottabee:an exclamation or declartion of contempt.

"You Ottabee ashamed!"

by duwatt June 21, 2009