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I shat my pants

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by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

“ok” with more than one “k”

something some annoying bitch says when she doesn’t wanna talk to you. it really pisses people off, btw. they also tend to say “nmu”.

amber: hey wyd
basic white bitch: nmu
amber: nothing

basic white bitch: same
amber: netflix keeps glitching on me!!
basic white bitch: okkkkk
amber: nah fuck you, don’t say “ok” with more than one “k”

by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn March 24, 2020

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009