One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

by IanContinentia October 19, 2009

let the easy one out

to masturbate before sex, so you can last longer.

I let the easy one out, let's have a sex marathon!!!!!

by smallfierce June 25, 2014

ink one out

masturbate, spank, beat off

Thought about her so much that I just HAD to ink one out.

by pmc November 02, 2002

Punch One Out

one root

"wanna punch one out?"

by DJARSUP August 13, 2012

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

Squeeze a brown one out.

To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.

Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.

by Monkey Gray October 26, 2007

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 09, 2013