Oliver

When you have a bad liver you say Oliver
Pronounced Oh-Liver

You have an Oliver

by Maaat elskeren69 September 4, 2019

OLIVE

(Slang) for female gentilia mainly the clitorus.

I could tongue tickle your tasty olive for hours.

by Theitsir June 29, 2021

Oliver

Oliver is typical short boy who does'nt giva a fuck about anything. Oliver would skip random tests if he does'nt want to do it.

Teacher;:Oh no there is Oliver
Oliver: I dont wanna do this test (kills the teacher)
Other student: Oliver not again

by Thiccboi69OG November 19, 2019

Oliver

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.

Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!

by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010

oliver

Awesome in all possible ways!!!! and is the strongest boy in town

Wow Oliver you're the best

by Fire band 34 July 5, 2017

Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.

James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!

by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017

Oliver

A man who desperately hangs onto their girlfriends who are bitch

You are hanging on like Oliver

by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018