Oliver

Oliver is a man dat really doesn't like to do exams, he always revision at the last second before the exam. Oliver is good at sports and a lot of girls will like him. He is very popular as 90%of girls he knew is in love with him. Also, he really likes to play video games and sometimes he even plays during work or lessons..... Conclusion: Oliver is a man who is bad at grades, good at sports and likes video games.

Oliver is always known as Olive Oil

by Hecker001 March 8, 2022

Oliver

A dumb that does absolutely nothing in his life but try to act big even though he is the weakest guy you will ever know

Joe said, “SHUT YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A STUPID OLIVER”

by The dumb Oliver October 21, 2020

olive it

I love it

That's so funny olive it

by Tomato juice May 22, 2016

Oliver

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.

Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!

by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010

Oliver

A man who desperately hangs onto their girlfriends who are bitch

You are hanging on like Oliver

by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018

Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.

James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!

by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017

oliver

Awesome in all possible ways!!!! and is the strongest boy in town

Wow Oliver you're the best

by Fire band 34 July 5, 2017