paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Moister Oyster

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

by bemadthen December 20, 2010

Boy Oyster

A Prawn Cracker filled with your own seamen.

The customer was rude so i served him boy oyster's for his entree.

by snorfie November 19, 2006

Oyster Kisses

The female equivalent of a Teabag.

"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

oyster pirate

a guy who goes down in a girl while she's asleep.

Brian's an especially creepy oyster pirate. he actually prefers it when his girlfriend doesn't wake up when he gives her a face job at four in the morning.

by badkorea July 23, 2010

Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

Oystercles

specticals that only see oysters

'hey man, pimp oystercles'

'sneaky fucking oysters, i've got you now!'

'oh my god these oystercles are crunk'

'best 3 million yen i ever spent!'

'mate, you know you've got an oyster wedged in you're pancreas'

'i did myself with my oystercles last night'

by sneakybitch March 19, 2009