Orlando Bloom.

A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!

*Orlando falls down stairs* Oww...

by Astàra Elfwood June 03, 2004

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Orlando's Sister

A very attractive girl who will force you into slavery. However she will give you a good BJ :)

Hey Orlando. You know you're sister made me clean the dishes but rewarded me with head.

Dude. Orlando's Sister gave me head last night

by Axsery April 14, 2019

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Orlando Bloom

He's Like music, he escapes lyrical boundaries, and transcends emotional needs. Plus, he's funkin' HOT!!!

Gabby:"Aye Papi, break me off a piece of that!"
Orlando Bloom:"We've got to save Elizabeth!"

by Kitty Stroker April 15, 2008

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Orlando Nutella Sandwich

it's when a a guy shits as he cums

he shit himself when he cummed I call that an Orlando Nutella Sandwich!

by ihatebts December 31, 2019

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Orlando science school

A stupid "8/10" scool where all the teachers are racist bitches who dont give a shit about what you say, and only care about themself. The people are either ratchet as fuck or nerdy as fuck. Most of them think they are the coolest person ever. And the others think that everyone loves them when everyone hates them.

- the 7th grade language arts techer is a racist bitch

- obviously white bitch been workin at orlando science school for like 7 years

by thatonenigga December 20, 2014

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