Oxforditis

The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.

Oxforditis is Oxford College of Emory University's version of senioritis for graduating sophomores.

by Taythomyo April 21, 2013

Oxford Oscar

When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.

"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."

"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."

by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019

oxford effect

when the specimen goes to a foreign land, everyone from its native land experiences a PAX ROMANA in gaming for the duration of the specimens absence.

the natives of the mother land all went to be placed Gold after this moment, and the Oxford Effect was established"

by DeportedAyyadveli March 10, 2019

Oxford

A synonym for wasteman.

"Why is Oxford even speaking?" - Shura 2017/2019

by ThePlug786 April 12, 2019

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

oxford girls

Oxford girls are hot chicks that can steal your manz, super smart, cool, chill, and would be better than your past girlfriends

Oxford girls play the hottest sports and they got ass

by [e-mail] September 22, 2020