by Lex_Vane November 06, 2013
An individual who always roots against his friends' favorite teams, and roots for all the teams his friends hate. Just to be a little bitch. He has little to no sports knowledge of the teams he is rooting for, and probably cannot name 5 players on the team. It's just to get people riled up, and to be contrary for no apparent reason.
The individual is similar to a bandwagon fan.
The individual is similar to a bandwagon fan.
Guy 1- Did you hear Jessi is rooting for the Pittsbugh Penguins to win the Stanley Cup?
Guy 2-.... He's from Detroit... What a Sport's Whore.
Guy 2-.... He's from Detroit... What a Sport's Whore.
by Helmer Fudd April 21, 2011
Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.
"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?
"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."
"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."
by SportsWidow November 13, 2013
A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail. Business in the front and sport in the back. Good for tennis and nascar.
by jodhisattva December 10, 2008
by ElloMateImMatthew May 18, 2021
An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.
I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.
by I don't like math February 04, 2018
Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.
What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.
by Champ April 08, 2002