by nigga who need som weed August 27, 2006
Get the norwegian wasps mug.An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze
"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
by paz123321123 October 17, 2012
Get the Norwegian squeeze mug.A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the The Norwegian Slammer mug.The act of pushing as many brown cheese, cheese slicers and mountains as possible into your partner's asshole.
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Get the norwegian shoe mug.1. A slang language only lesbians speak.
2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.
2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.
by Sexscene January 9, 2016
Get the Norwegian Dutch mug.Siblings that are approximately 18 months apart, because Norwegians are more sensible than the Irish, and can use birth control.
Oh, your kids look so close in age, they must be Irish Twins. Good Lord No! They are Norwegian Twins
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