noodle

many meanings:
1. u stupid mufuka!!
2. UR A FOOL
3. U IZ STUPID BOI/GURRL!
4. STOP BEING A LEANNEY NOODLE!

aiyyo stop it ur acting like a weak ass noodle

by cornell haynes January 30, 2005

noodled

a term for when a girl gets fingered.

dude, i totally noodled that girl last night!

by nametag68 May 13, 2005

Noodling

The act of moving one's tongue in-and-out of the anus with a slurping sound like sucking up wet noodles.

While I was at the restaurant slurping up my noodles, the sound reminded the waitress of noodling.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 15, 2020

NOODLING

Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.

"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking."

"oh, #JUSTNOODLING"
"yup"

by Noodles Swizzlestyx September 25, 2015

Noodling

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

"I was noodling this chick last night and I swore I almost caught a catfish."

"Hey have you tried noodling? I hooked this girl's mouth and i went so deep dude!"

"Leanna loves getting noodled. At first she didn't get it, but when she figured out I was using her head for leverage, she was totally into it."

by Lee715 August 7, 2016

Noodles

The lead guitarist of The Offspring. He's a kind guy who cares for his fans and chats to them on Twitter. He was born on the 4th February 1963. Noodles likes to call the crowd at their gigs sexy.

Dexter Holland: How many of you young ladies out there think Noodles is looking especially sexy tonight?

Noodles: You think I'm sexy? Look at this fucking crowd!

by YesIAmTori February 21, 2013

Noodle

When a person is so drunk they fall like a boiled noodle

"Jesus, Jeff is soo drunk, he's being a noodle!"

by ahahahahahahahah me February 21, 2015