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Nolan

Nolan's are sweet,kind,generous,loving,careful,handsome,hot and so much more.if by chance you ever get a Nolan even if y'all are just friends don't let them go they are very hard to come across but if you become their girlfriend then know this:they will never cheat on you, they will always care about how you feel even if they don't let you into their feelings at first but eventually they will let you in just give them some time they have some trust issues but that's just because they have had that thing happen to them multiple times just give them some time.
Person 1: look it's Nolan!
Person 2: I wanna make him mine.
Person 2: bad idea girl he has a girlfriend already and I wouldn't mess with her man
by Ufdhduv May 29, 2019
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guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales
by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019
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Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.
After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!
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nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019
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Nolan has a lot of acne. When I mean a lot I mean a lot.
Nolan is an acne magnet. He has a lot of it
by Trollgod42069 October 17, 2019
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A male with a big dick and gets in trouble knows stuff but doesent do it and more find you one because if you do hell love you
Person:Nolan how did you fail that quiz
Nolan: I diddnt try see
by NolanTheGoat October 20, 2019
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Guy 1: it's just a word why can't I say it?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you fucking Nolan
by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019
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