Corn on the nob

A Boabie Joabie which, on closer inspection, turns out to be a piece of undigested sweetcorn

I went for a piss and found a boabie joabie under my foreskin. I pulled it back and realised I had corn on the nob!

by masheeplookslikeadug April 20, 2010

nob off

To nob and off is saying to sum 1 they aint got no balls.

Nob off you twat, go and find your foster parents.

by Good boy better know!!! October 18, 2007

nob shlob

submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.

shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!

by MAD Jester August 27, 2003

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 06, 2004

Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz December 20, 2016

nob jog

To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion

Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging

by Adam2000 January 05, 2008