Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.

Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness

by atomshifter October 23, 2017

motion sickness cigarette

Export 'A' blue cigarettes.

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 15, 2009

Ocean Motion Day

The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.

"Gosh! I can't wait for Ocean Motion day this year!"

by OMFG_Ocean_Motion January 02, 2007

slow motion balls

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.

Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Motion Activated

PAIGE FEHLHABER!!!!! AHHHH!!!!

She sences the motion and turns on. Therefore she is motion activated.

by CARLI!!! August 15, 2008

Put the Windmill in Motion

The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.

My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!

by Weller1974 April 15, 2011

Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.

I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.

by WinDillus April 02, 2010