When you're getting a blow job from a girl you wait until your about to cum and you ejaculate in her eye. After that you proceed to punch her in the eye, forcing her to wear an eye patch. You also kick her in the shin, making her hobble on one leg.
by Shant April 3, 2003
Get the The Piratemug. Male jizz or cum, derived from the word semen/seamen.
If pirates are allowed in the vagina no tellin what Trouble they can cause
If pirates are allowed in the vagina no tellin what Trouble they can cause
by Gerard Foos August 12, 2009
Get the Piratesmug. by Astronaught October 24, 2006
Get the piratemug. someone who takes your feelings and buries them on some desert island far far away leaving only a cryptic map to guide you back to them, but first you have to overcome dangerous tasks and challenges!
by RiotBoi Gus July 24, 2008
Get the Piratemug. WHile getting a blowjob, pull out before cumming, cum in her eye, she will then cover her eye, then punch her in her stomach, she will have one hand on her eye and one on her stomach saying "arrr"
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Get the The Piratemug. queers, gays, sausage jockeys. they are 'pirates of men's pants' (rhyming slang for pirates of penzance)
in the same way someone would say bet he's a jockey (see above)
you would say he's a guaranteed pirate!
you would say he's a guaranteed pirate!
by Just Joey July 12, 2006
Get the piratemug. by Chase and Derrik October 29, 2008
Get the Piratemug.