auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 06, 2017

auto viral

Runaway viral autonomy; it's when AI/generative/LLM/etc. autonomously executes or creates words, code, images or actions that are detrimental and continues to rapidly replicate and disseminate it automatically.

Ever since that AI went auto viral, none of the gas pumps are working anymore!

by calholli June 12, 2023

Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't

Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016

auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 15, 2020

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

Auto-yeet

The process of unconsciously throwing oneself away from something, often happens when electrocuted.

“Dude! Are you okay?! You got electrocuted!”
“Yeah, don’t worry, I auto-yeeted away from the wire so I only crashed into a wall.”

by YoungestOfTheThree March 12, 2020

auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 21, 2014