Richard Nixon'ing

When you get so drunk that you turn into Richard Nixon when you have to deny wrongdoing, and affirm that you are not a crook, usually whilst throwing up peace signs.

Gregg was Richard Nixon'ing hardcore last night, he went into the gas station and stole a soda and yelled at the cashier, "I am not a crook!" as he threw up two peace signs.

by likechandlerfromfriends November 15, 2017

Ewan Nixon

Loves a good knosh now and then. Love getting his arsehole licked out by the boys, wahey! Also goes by: The NixoNator, Nixo, GingerNut Biscuit, Charlie Smith

That lad looks well fit mate
Oh that's just Ewan Nixon, Buxton gets to eat his arse tonight!

by lovehugeknobme March 13, 2022

The Dirty Nixon

To agressively motorboat dirty ass cheecks and stretching the pussy with your peace sign hand.

"Dude, back in 1969 I performed 'The Dirty Nixon' on a Black Panther Women.

by Jezzyreal March 17, 2016

The Richard Nixon

When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism

Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.

by Caflisch22 May 5, 2006

nixon

When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.

Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!

by Ressaler July 16, 2006

nigonometry

A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.

Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.

by uzi does it April 1, 2010

perfectly Nixonian

alternate spelling: perfectly Nixonian, perfectlyNixonion - computer programmers spelling (one word)

defined: incomprehensible, sophistry

Derived from the Nixon Checkers Speech, September 23, 1952
"...and I want to make this 'particularly clear,' that..." and he went on with what has been called a brilliant example of propaganda that was totally incomprehensible and met with great success.

It is my hope that this definition will not be perfectlyNixonion and totally incomprehensible but will rather met with great success.

by mrgardon January 31, 2005