nelson mandella

South African civil rights leader often mistaken for nelsobradley

Hey, I think nelson mandella sent me an IM the other day. Umm... wait. Maybe not. o.Oa

by nelso May 9, 2005

nelson gomez

black person wannabe

nelson, ur so black

by joe October 24, 2003

nelson dick size

Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch

How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster

by Yay a yay June 3, 2018

Nelson Handshake

Also known as: Hawera Hug, Gore Kiss Goodnight and or Hamilton Honeymoon. When a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally McDonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally anal sex in the backseat of a late 80's or early 90's Ford that lacks a warrant. Sex is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.

M1: Bro, how was your date with Raylene the other night?

M2: Awesome man, I totally got a Nelson Handshake

by Androidopus January 21, 2011

Nelson Dicks

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.

Old condoms

by Nelson's sexy Aunty/Uncle Cock March 22, 2004

nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

by Jim Stern November 22, 2007

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007