When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019
Get the Crapid Responsemug. You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.
by sweet_thang December 21, 2016
Get the fidouchiary responsibilitymug. Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Get the Distributing responsibilitymug. 
A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.
by rowse honey enjoyer July 15, 2024
Get the emergency response liberty countymug. Hym "That the only 'responsibility' anyone has (to Jordan Peterson) is to just accept their fate, regardless of what it is, and do it with a smile. If you did a the bible it either wouldn't be happening to you or it would but either way it's fine. That's what he means. You know that right? You have a responsibility to not make him do his responsibility, and if he loses his license because of it it's your fault. You have a responsibility... To let people steal from you and then not murder kids over it... You have a responsibility to do whatever whim he reads into the Bible... You have a responsibility to not do what Russell Brand did and slut-out all of the women... You have a responsibility... To get this guy to murder somebody's kid to we can get rid of him without me (Jordan Peterson) looking bad!"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
Get the Responsibilitymug.