Get the Nester mug.A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.
This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).
A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.
This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.
With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.
All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.
The only way to battle a nester is by:
A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)
Have a nester-free life!
Written by DM
This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).
A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.
This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.
With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.
All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.
The only way to battle a nester is by:
A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)
Have a nester-free life!
Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."
"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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(event where two guys were given a ride by a woman.)
guy1: lol did you see the chick's tampons on the car floor?
guy2: Ya... I accidently spilt nestea on them.
guy1: Really? Well I guess she will be taking the "nestea plunge"
guy1: lol did you see the chick's tampons on the car floor?
guy2: Ya... I accidently spilt nestea on them.
guy1: Really? Well I guess she will be taking the "nestea plunge"
by Jef the Scolar July 27, 2011
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Dakota: dude did you wear protection
Davis: hell no nigga i just took the nestea plunge
Dakota: dude did you wear protection
Davis: hell no nigga i just took the nestea plunge
by iJustTookTheNesteaPlunge August 16, 2010
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3. giving a woman a facial full of semen
2. falling backwards into a pool
3. giving a woman a facial full of semen
by Bud E Love May 13, 2003
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"She doesn't even need a push-up bra with those nestled pillows!"
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