pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".

Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.

by Rayrb June 15, 2011

banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

napkin nigger

Cause they were those fucking towels mate.

That subway worker is a fuckin napkin nigger.

by Kaotic October 27, 2017

ankle napkins

socks

It's okay, I'll wipe the cheetos off on my ankle napkins.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 11, 2008

bologna napkin

The napkin you use to squirt your bologna into.

My wife was cleaning my office and found my bologna napkin.

by Swirls January 21, 2007

courtesy napkin

A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off

Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

by Blaster 2.5 April 20, 2005