crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

bologna napkin

The napkin you use to squirt your bologna into.

My wife was cleaning my office and found my bologna napkin.

by Swirls January 21, 2007

napkin nigger

Cause they were those fucking towels mate.

That subway worker is a fuckin napkin nigger.

by Kaotic October 27, 2017

ankle napkins

socks

It's okay, I'll wipe the cheetos off on my ankle napkins.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 11, 2008

courtesy napkin

A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off

Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

by Blaster 2.5 April 20, 2005

Used Napkin

After power assisting an individual with a blunt object, sharp knife or shank they fall to the ground in a bloody mutilated mess, like dropping a used napkin. Best used to describe the death of a useless oxygen theif.

After Nacho Stabbed Tran In The Throat With A Shard Of Glass He Fell To The Ground Like A Used Napkin.

by fucktard666 November 16, 2009

napkin eater

Retard. see also window licker and sped

The kids on the short bus are napkin eaters

by reger May 1, 2003