To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
by fucking dio August 03, 2023
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Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me
by Kaney Wets January 07, 2022
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Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun
Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again
by Eluna April 07, 2022
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My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022
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Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.
My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.
by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020
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My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing
My best friends are the best
by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023
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