Pain in my ass 

When a person is annoying me specifically

He keeps interrupting me when I am busy, so he is a pain in my ass.

Pain in my ass by Jess Z February 26, 2009

Have a baby through my ass. 

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

Have a baby through my ass. by kingbruin May 21, 2011

Pulling shit out of my ass 

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

Pulling shit out of my ass by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

Suck my ass 

This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!

Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!

Suck my ass by yo chilllll September 14, 2014

get out of my ass 

"Get out of my ass" means something like "I can handle myself", but it isn't an exact mirror. It can be used in situations in which a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or family member cares way too much about you.

"Cas, get out of my ass!"

get out of my ass by AnataSky May 11, 2014

suck my ass 

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

suck my ass by getsome69 November 3, 2014

All up in my ass 

A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business

This project sucks. I got the entire board of directors all up in my ass.

All up in my ass by Shelley1999 February 18, 2009