DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 10, 2003

Matti

A sexy French girl with an amazing body, matti is very funny and is usually admired by many guys. She's very funny and and outgoing.

Wow matti looks so sexy in those jeans

by Gracie's January 3, 2015

Mottie

1) Noun - A descriptor for a very attractive woman, ie mega hottie
2) Verb - The act of sexual intercourse, ie shag

1) 'She's mottie' - pointing to a very attractive woman
2) 'I'd mottie her mate' - pointing to a very attractive woman

by lorge February 16, 2005

Mattis

Synonym to anal sex in different Finno-ugrian language groups.

Hey baby, you wanna have Mattis tonight?

" I had the best Mattis of my life yesterday".

by Jari Suomi August 8, 2009

mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

Mattituck

A small town on the North Fork. Everyone drinks and smokes. Amazing at baseball and soccer. Every kid parties on the weekend and we don't drink coors like soho. Parties are the best. Fuck soho

Wanna go to a mattituck party Friday?

Yeah sure it's gonna be lit and a huge fight with soho.

by Fucksoho March 12, 2017

Mattias

A guy who makes epic music and loves tiss
He also likes to simp for Mariana with freedom of speech

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Jonas: Did you listen to the song i found? It sounds like something Mattias would make, because it emanates tiss

by ChickenButt2 November 30, 2020