Horace Morrisoning

the act of butt chugging white wine whilst masturbating with tears made from your butt.

I'm going straight home after work for some Horace Morrisoning

by Ufermusic April 14, 2019

morrising

A heightened level of sandbagging whereby the perpetrator has engaged in a level of sandbagging so profound as to render himself the samurai warrior of hoodwinkery and on-leading.

Jim told us for weeks that he would be present at this weekend's hootenanny, but on the eve of festivities, was caught Morrising his way out of a post-dated engagement to peruse home furnishings in the inner city.

by Samurai Vomit November 4, 2013

morrionna

She is the funniest girl around. A little bit crazy but you will get use to her. This girl is beautiful. Once you look at her you can never forget her face.

Guys She's A Keeper!

Morrionna will make a great wife.

by melecka June 6, 2014

morrisogynist

A person who is tone deaf to the needs of women to have equality of opportunity, pay and freedom from sexual harassment in the workplace.

That morrisogynist didn't give the job to a female because a man is always better at leadership and he is an old boy from the network (wink wink)

by CleoLives September 6, 2021

Morriston

Descendents from Ireland. Originally name was Morrison but ancestors added a "t" to the name to escape religious persecution.

Gorilla size, mammoth muscles, extremely intelligent, over protective, controlling, kind hearted,Amazons,very loving, goal oriented, up front, no bullshit, never gives up and loves vanilla.

Morriston gorilla's love vanilla amazons with all their heart.

by Gramykatt August 14, 2008

morrisons

the home of many legends such as elon,kliffard,fish,rob,wayne,the morrisons worker formly known as crazy jack and stutley

in letchworth

by Stutley August 19, 2003

morrisonned

Well, there was this really shit supermarket called Safeway. And everyone knew it was shit. Then something happened, and it stopped being shit for a while, and everyone went their and talked about how good it was. But then, the novelty wore off and it went back to being shit, but obviously it was called Morrisons now.

SO.
'to Morrison'- to be lame, and suddenly become cool. ( and usually go back to being lame afterwards.
He Morrisons, she Morrison, they Morrison, he Morrisonned, he will Morrison...

Long-winded idiot sentence: ' Oh yeah, Norman, he was a complete n00b, but then he got some Ralph Lauren shirts and his acne went away, and everyone liekd him, but then his acne came back and he told us he was in love with Harry Potter.'
Simplified equivalent: 'Norman completely Morrisonned.'

Person A: 'I have a feeling Norman will Morrison soon.'
Person B: 'No way, he has ultimate real-life acne.'

by 118robotrobot November 25, 2007