Morrison

A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.

Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.

by Nicola69 May 15, 2025

Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth

"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.

by Olio bandito November 28, 2021

Max Morrison

Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.

Look at max morrison’s cock

by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022