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Moron Maneuver

The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."
by Lucky.M June 12, 2011
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Moron Factor

The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.

If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.

Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.
The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.

If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.

A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.

If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.
by joerockhead November 23, 2013
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Moron

You're a moron
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Morgz

Morgan Hudson is a youtuber who steals ideas, as he steals it from big youtubers such as: Mrbeast, etc.

Do NOT become like Morgan and do NOT watch his videos and do NOT think he is your idol and do NOT search Morgz again.
EX : Morgz is a clickbaiter, trash and a moron or a complete idiot.
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Morgz

Rick: Hey, Morgz is cancer, right?
Jeff: Rick, might as well call him CTRL + C, CTRL + V
by ac/dc_harry October 9, 2020
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morgz mum

A type of cancer caused by being inbreeding.
If you reproduce with your relatives, you're kid is going to become a morgz (a.k.a disease) and you're going to get the cancer morgz mum.
by JUNK0 3NN051MA December 25, 2021
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Eco-moron

1. An Oxy-moron related to the environment (e.g. Fast Prius, Fuel-Efficient Hummer)

2. Someone who goes to drastic measures to save the environment (e.g. Not turning on any lights, Reducing showers)
Definition 1: "A Hummer Hybrid? Thats an Eco-moron!"

Definition 2: "Sheila flushes her toilet only Once a Day! She's such an Eco-moron!"
by Deck! January 1, 2009
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