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Mormons

A Christian religion that believes the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ, and Heavenly Father are three separate individuals.
We believe that Joseph Smith restored the gospel.
For more information go to LDS.org
They have 12 kids?!? They must be Mormons...
by Blond Violinist May 30, 2015
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mormons

People who will deny that they are not wrong and are the most close-minded people you will ever meet. My whole family is mormon but me and my bro. Sadly, they are closed in by the church that they don't know what the real world is when they finally get to it. People aren't always nice to you outside Utah!! (Hint yes i know they are not polygamists ANYMORE. However they were in the 1800s and so on)
"I think its funny how mormon is so close to the word moron." - My sweetheart Ishy talking bout mormons
by Vitomanez May 12, 2007
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mormon

the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage
i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)
by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
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mormons

one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.
the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.
by rusty dusty January 13, 2006
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mormon

Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you

Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.

Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
OMG why do you live next to an orphanage?
No thats just the mormons next door.
by E 2 tha Z April 15, 2008
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mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.
by Lon May 15, 2005
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mormon

A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.
My mormon book contridicts my Church
by Protect Yourself July 8, 2006
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