Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.

Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.

by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005

Monkeyshirt

a shirt with a lot of shit on it like monkeys or flowers or shit designs

d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its fuking annoying

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

monkrus

A monkey crossed with a walrus. Usu. a ninja.

"Tyler's ninja monkrus is sweet!"

by shelby-bo-belbi October 18, 2008

monkess

A female monkey.

My monkey misses his monkess whenever she is not around.

by NatalieLane October 15, 2010

Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

MonkeySlap

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020

Monkeism

there is one god and one god only and that is harambe

Guy1: Hey Dude Man I Follow A New Religion Its Called Monkeism
Guy2: Yooooo! Cool Dude Man I Gonna Follow That Aswell

by ArranEXE October 14, 2021