Money

Person 1. "Your very rich and have lots of money!"
Person 2. "That's not actually money!"
Person 1. "It's not?"
Person 2. " I printed it"

by people people April 21, 2015

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MONEY

money is this amazing thing where you use it to buy stuff, like jewelry, or nutella. You can even marry money, if your desperate!

MONEY IS AMAZING!
I'm leaving you, for moneY <3 !!!!

by lemmesmash127 January 22, 2018

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Money

A form of currency used to pay for things like goods, and services, which may be needed by the owner of the currency, or, after paying, former owner of the currency.

Person 1 Hey, Tommy, wanna go shopping later?

Person 2 Nah George, I'm broke, I spent all my money on tacos!
Person 1 Bummer....That you're lame and spent all your money on tacos!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

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Money is the key to happiness even though dumb people say "money can't buy happiness". Money is paper or mineral. The mineral version is known as a coin. The paper version is known as a bill. Money can buy anything. If you think going to the theater is happiness, you can't walk in without a ticket! YOU NEED MONEY FOR THAT.

Im homeless! I wish I had some money!

by Roadtahell March 25, 2021

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Money

1. Something you can't survive in this world without, but having too much would most likely result in your death.

2. A substance that is the sole purpose of most people's lives.

3. A thing that most people spend their lives trying to earn.

Jessie J: It's not about the money,money,money!

Ordinary human: easy for you to say! How much did that outfit cost?

Jessie J: We don't need no money,money, money!

Ordinary person: screw you! Go donate!

by ShadyLifeNeonZebra September 10, 2016

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