Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.

Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)

by honest faithful women September 4, 2023

Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.

My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.

by Why cant I use the word drugs October 3, 2023

Misty Ped

A mispronunciation of mistyped that happens when you are a complete moron who cant read (me)

oops i just misty ped that sentence

by RunBobFun November 20, 2025

misty explosion

a result from grinding too hard

Person 1: What happened to your bed?
Person 2: I caused a misty explosion in my bed, ong!

by WASD_Shiftlock January 17, 2026

Play-misty-for-me

(Noun) Current or former female companion who torments her partner obsessively in a desperate attempt to hold on to a relationship which has slipped, or is slipping away. Derivation: 1971 motion picture starring Clint Eastwood, "Play Misty for Me."

That chick was a real play-misty-for-me, but I managed to shake her off when I moved out of town.

by MorrisTimeAndDay March 1, 2009

Dirty Misty

Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.

Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.

I wish I could Dirty Misty that woman. She and I could both use the boost.

by Bob Fife December 9, 2018

Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012