misty diaz

The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect

person 1- have you hung out with Misty Diaz lately?

person 2- hell yeah she's so perfect!

by Watermelonpussy January 25, 2014

misty ache

Coolness

Woah dude that cars really misty ache!

by Misty girl October 28, 2013

Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room

"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"

by penaltube June 14, 2015

Misty Blu

Misty Blu is a girl who is very fragile on the inside but the toughest thing on the outside.

She is such a Misty Blu

by Country.GirlXP November 6, 2016

misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020

misty sunrise

(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Misty Sunrise

(Verb)
When you wake someone up by peeing on them.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020